I know Libbie, I haven't updated in a while. I don't want to give people the impression that I'm not being totally awesome and perfect all the time ('cause I definitely am!). It's just that I'm so, so unfathomably busy achieving at life I don't have time to blog! Hahaha, crazy! I guess I'm just like Kanye: I don't "read" "books" -I'm out there actually experiencing life! Of course I skillfully document all these achievements with my photography. Can you imagine doing things
without taking pictures? Talk about Crazy!
Here are some pictures to prove how perfect I am:
God, sometimes I'm so perfect it hurts! It hurts!
I have to go apply for a job now but before I do I'd like to
highlight how incredibly EMPLOYABLE I am because I'm not sure that's coming across on this blog. Okay sure, I may not be what you call "traditionally employable" but I
work so hard! And I don't even need to be payed in money! Diet coke and table scraps! That's all Rachel needs! Hire me!
Rachel, everyone who blogs knows that girls don't have to work, or even have a real major! I thought that picture of the pie was from the Martha Stewart website, but I guess I'm the only one who doesn't have real pictures on my blog; but it's not my fault because I don't have an expensive camera that can adequately record food porn. :(
ReplyDeleteRachel any employer would be lucky to hire you! You're smart, funny, attractive in a totally appropriate way, responsible, AND YOU DON'T SMELL BAD!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry your squishy little head about it, you'll find a job.